My Brand

I’m a chat bag who knows when to shut up.

Prefer light over dark any day, except for chocolate.

Selfless over selfie.

Hallmark over eCards.

Never call in sick even when I am sick.

I like to coin terms, give people nicknames and random presents.

I like ideas with insight. Simple and smart over weird for weird’s sake.

Funny like Tina Fey and goofy like Carol Burnett.

I think weird is spelled weird.

I understand the target, because quite often, I am the target.

I like commas in a series, even with and, but, and or.

I'm a sensitive seismograph--picking everything up, even the unspoken.

I’m an equal opportunity procrastinator who doesn’t like to waste time.

I firmly believe in the overnight test.

I listen to intuition and z100.

I stay away from crazy, but tend to fall in love with it.

I like style and substance.

Nice wins over mean any day.

I’m an eternal optimist, a weather fairy, and the man I wanted to marry.

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